1 00:01:46,090 --> 00:01:47,090 All right, George. 2 00:01:52,930 --> 00:01:56,030 I normally park at the Richmond Street car park. 3 00:02:33,450 --> 00:02:35,630 I'm still paying to play this one. The app doesn't work. 4 00:02:36,350 --> 00:02:37,269 I'll treat you. 5 00:02:37,270 --> 00:02:38,270 You're going to be here all day. 6 00:02:39,150 --> 00:02:40,150 About the pound this summer. 7 00:02:55,450 --> 00:02:56,450 You watching tonight? 8 00:02:59,890 --> 00:03:01,070 Is that a football question? 9 00:03:03,090 --> 00:03:04,090 Yeah. 10 00:03:06,110 --> 00:03:07,110 No. 11 00:03:19,570 --> 00:03:21,410 So you got this place and the house? 12 00:03:21,850 --> 00:03:24,510 Yeah. But I'm mortgaged to death. 13 00:03:24,890 --> 00:03:26,610 You try making money out of hospitality. 14 00:03:27,150 --> 00:03:28,790 The house is thanks to my parents. 15 00:03:29,050 --> 00:03:31,070 I sold theirs and bought number five. 16 00:03:31,370 --> 00:03:32,370 So they were rich. 17 00:03:32,760 --> 00:03:35,240 What, do I look like Lord Struthers of Morningside? 18 00:03:35,840 --> 00:03:40,260 They just had a nice terrace out in Dundee, so I murdered them and got the 19 00:03:40,260 --> 00:03:41,260 money. 20 00:03:41,960 --> 00:03:43,760 Well, and then you got this place with Curtis. 21 00:03:44,520 --> 00:03:46,700 Yep. That is my punishment. 22 00:03:47,140 --> 00:03:50,220 I'm buying him out and it's taking forever because it costs a fortune. He 23 00:03:50,220 --> 00:03:54,300 gets 20 % of the profits, which is kind of 20 % of not very much, but still. 24 00:03:55,340 --> 00:03:56,480 That bastard. 25 00:03:58,260 --> 00:04:00,480 I'm seeing him tonight, as a matter of fact. 26 00:04:01,960 --> 00:04:07,460 But it's newly beloved So this is the thing sometimes when you touch it you 27 00:04:07,460 --> 00:04:08,460 a shock. 28 00:04:10,280 --> 00:04:15,440 Oh Well fine now typical, but um when it's that few that fuse goes 29 00:04:15,440 --> 00:04:22,400 This one it tripped salary word trips turn the 30 00:04:22,400 --> 00:04:25,360 power off I've got the office upstairs. I still need to work. Yeah Well, I can 31 00:04:25,360 --> 00:04:27,460 isolate that when did you last get your condition report? 32 00:04:27,760 --> 00:04:29,420 Um, November 25. 33 00:04:29,660 --> 00:04:30,660 We're up today 34 00:04:31,030 --> 00:04:32,610 So, who did you test for you? 35 00:04:33,490 --> 00:04:37,010 Asprey. But they charged 500 quid just for a visit. 36 00:04:37,410 --> 00:04:38,710 Yeah, don't trust them. 37 00:04:39,890 --> 00:04:41,490 Do you know where they get their stuff from? 38 00:04:41,890 --> 00:04:43,390 Aruba. Do you know where that is? 39 00:04:44,070 --> 00:04:45,070 The Caribbean? 40 00:04:45,210 --> 00:04:46,210 Exactly. 41 00:04:46,550 --> 00:04:47,690 I'm not being racist. 42 00:04:47,970 --> 00:04:49,050 Well, a little bit. 43 00:04:51,010 --> 00:04:52,370 I mean, think about it. 44 00:04:53,550 --> 00:04:54,550 Aruba. 45 00:04:55,550 --> 00:04:56,550 Who owns that? 46 00:04:57,630 --> 00:04:58,630 The Netherlands. 47 00:04:59,920 --> 00:05:04,520 And in the Netherlands, the mains wire, and it's 230 volts. And in Aruba, it's 48 00:05:04,520 --> 00:05:07,840 127 volts. So it's two different systems. It's like a fire truck. 49 00:05:08,480 --> 00:05:10,040 And why did they do that, eh? 50 00:05:10,280 --> 00:05:11,800 Have two different voltages. 51 00:05:13,120 --> 00:05:14,120 Tesla. 52 00:05:14,720 --> 00:05:16,140 What were they, Elon Musk? 53 00:05:16,400 --> 00:05:17,760 No, Nikolai Tesla. 54 00:05:18,580 --> 00:05:20,580 He was the man who invented ACDC. 55 00:05:21,280 --> 00:05:25,440 And when he died, the FBI took all his papers and they burnt them so no one 56 00:05:25,440 --> 00:05:26,440 could see them. 57 00:05:26,560 --> 00:05:29,320 And then Elon Musk named his company after him. 58 00:05:29,740 --> 00:05:30,920 It's no coincidence, is it? 59 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:33,040 Meaning? 60 00:05:33,240 --> 00:05:34,240 Exactly. 61 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:35,600 It's a mystery. 62 00:05:36,680 --> 00:05:39,220 When I was young, ACDC meant bisexual. 63 00:05:42,820 --> 00:05:45,980 Look, there's nothing wrong with it, but I need to get back here, strip 64 00:05:45,980 --> 00:05:47,020 everything away, all right? 65 00:05:47,440 --> 00:05:48,440 It's not going to cost. 66 00:05:48,540 --> 00:05:49,700 Well, it's all going to cost, isn't it? 67 00:05:50,360 --> 00:05:52,200 Well, you know, I'm not being rude, but... 68 00:05:52,460 --> 00:05:53,439 You know what happens? 69 00:05:53,440 --> 00:05:57,120 You get an electrician in and they're like, oh, everything needs rewiring and 70 00:05:57,120 --> 00:06:00,280 job that was going to cost 100 quid ends up costing 10 ,000. Are you calling me 71 00:06:00,280 --> 00:06:01,280 a liar? 72 00:06:01,700 --> 00:06:02,700 No. 73 00:06:03,540 --> 00:06:06,760 It's the way people talk about work, man. Nobody else would put up with it. 74 00:06:07,140 --> 00:06:10,540 Imagine if I walked in here, eh, and got a pint and said, have you watered this 75 00:06:10,540 --> 00:06:11,540 down? 76 00:06:11,700 --> 00:06:13,300 You'd get right on your high horse, wouldn't you? 77 00:06:15,380 --> 00:06:16,780 Do you water it down? No. 78 00:06:17,040 --> 00:06:18,440 Well, that's your first mistake, isn't it? 79 00:06:19,240 --> 00:06:20,480 Paying your ex 20%. 80 00:06:21,380 --> 00:06:22,720 I'd start diluting it, mate. 81 00:06:23,300 --> 00:06:24,920 Oh, you're here early. 82 00:06:25,280 --> 00:06:28,840 Oh, yeah, this is Clive, the electrician. Hi, Clive. I'm Judy. 83 00:06:29,180 --> 00:06:30,380 Don't you answer the million quid, yeah? 84 00:06:35,340 --> 00:06:36,960 Ah, he's the one I told you about. 85 00:06:37,560 --> 00:06:38,640 Clive, from next door. 86 00:06:38,880 --> 00:06:41,500 I met his son online, and I mean online. 87 00:06:41,880 --> 00:06:42,879 He's 16. 88 00:06:42,880 --> 00:06:45,960 He said 18 bears both of them. So what did you do? 89 00:06:46,700 --> 00:06:48,120 Oh, I fucked him. Oh, Leo. 90 00:06:48,480 --> 00:06:50,060 Get off. It was mortifying. 91 00:06:50,480 --> 00:06:52,600 Said he was zero metres away. Zero. 92 00:06:53,720 --> 00:06:54,980 He must have seen me, though. 93 00:07:00,500 --> 00:07:01,500 You bitch. 94 00:07:01,980 --> 00:07:05,820 But I will be the one to block him, thank you very much. It's my street, and 95 00:07:05,820 --> 00:07:08,220 was gay before he was even a single spunk. 96 00:07:08,560 --> 00:07:12,520 Oh, my God, now I'm thinking about his father ejaculating. This is such a 97 00:07:12,520 --> 00:07:16,360 terrible day, and to top it all, I'm seeing Curtis tonight. 98 00:07:16,980 --> 00:07:17,980 Talking of props. 99 00:07:18,380 --> 00:07:19,380 What for? 100 00:07:20,710 --> 00:07:21,910 We're being civilized. 101 00:07:23,690 --> 00:07:26,770 Could you not talk to him, though? The lad, what's his name? George. What would 102 00:07:26,770 --> 00:07:30,910 we talk about? Morning, Z. Morning. Z, boy next door, 16, looking for sex 103 00:07:30,910 --> 00:07:34,750 online, lying about his age. Should Leo not have a word? His dad's downstairs at 104 00:07:34,750 --> 00:07:37,630 the electrician. But his dad doesn't know he's gay, so do not say anything. 105 00:07:37,930 --> 00:07:38,930 How do you know he doesn't know? 106 00:07:39,210 --> 00:07:40,270 Because George is alive. 107 00:07:41,050 --> 00:07:42,730 That's a bit 1980s. 108 00:07:43,160 --> 00:07:43,919 You'd be surprised. 109 00:07:43,920 --> 00:07:44,920 Times are changing. 110 00:07:44,960 --> 00:07:48,620 Not with this family, trust me. Sit at home with a bad dad in your closet as 111 00:07:48,620 --> 00:07:52,980 ever. Why are you employing him, then? Could you just go and do some work, 112 00:07:52,980 --> 00:07:54,140 you? Are you mates with him? 113 00:07:54,460 --> 00:07:58,220 The boy? Why would I be mates with a 16 -year -old? What would we even talk 114 00:07:58,220 --> 00:07:59,260 about? Bluey? 115 00:07:59,580 --> 00:08:02,260 No, I've hardly said two words to him. He's just like, hello. 116 00:08:02,580 --> 00:08:03,559 Oh, I don't know. 117 00:08:03,560 --> 00:08:05,340 Best not, then. Don't take his side. 118 00:08:05,560 --> 00:08:07,960 Yeah, but I can see what he means. It's a funny line to cross. 119 00:08:08,350 --> 00:08:12,090 So the kid goes online, hooks up and gets murdered and that's fine. Well, at 120 00:08:12,090 --> 00:08:13,430 least he wouldn't have died a virgin. 121 00:08:14,750 --> 00:08:16,590 Oh, Tara's back on. Hooray. 122 00:08:18,130 --> 00:08:19,130 It's weird, isn't it? 123 00:08:19,490 --> 00:08:21,430 How we know more about his son than he does. 124 00:08:22,870 --> 00:08:24,310 His wife said he had an affair. 125 00:08:24,770 --> 00:08:26,750 For real? In a caravan park. 126 00:08:27,490 --> 00:08:29,230 Like Jenny and Leon Gogglebug? 127 00:08:29,770 --> 00:08:31,030 Maybe it was Jenny. 128 00:08:33,250 --> 00:08:34,630 You can't hear that. 129 00:08:35,429 --> 00:08:36,429 You can't. 130 00:08:36,669 --> 00:08:38,929 He was down there, couldn't he? Ah, go on, go on. 131 00:08:40,450 --> 00:08:41,450 Clive! 132 00:08:42,710 --> 00:08:43,710 Yeah? 133 00:08:48,210 --> 00:08:49,210 Nothing! 134 00:08:51,410 --> 00:08:52,410 That's up on the back. 135 00:08:53,330 --> 00:08:54,330 Well, thanks, sir. 136 00:08:55,210 --> 00:08:56,210 Clive. 137 00:08:56,610 --> 00:08:57,610 Nice to meet you. 138 00:08:57,630 --> 00:08:58,630 I'm Zee. 139 00:09:02,390 --> 00:09:03,530 What's that show for, then? 140 00:09:04,350 --> 00:09:05,350 It's not. 141 00:09:05,390 --> 00:09:06,390 I'm just Zee. 142 00:09:06,550 --> 00:09:09,890 I'll come. 143 00:09:11,550 --> 00:09:12,550 Was it dead? 144 00:09:13,190 --> 00:09:15,050 It's a placeholder. Until I find the right name. 145 00:09:15,890 --> 00:09:16,890 I'm Hannah. 146 00:09:16,970 --> 00:09:18,090 My girlfriend shows it. 147 00:09:18,710 --> 00:09:19,710 That's delicate. 148 00:09:21,130 --> 00:09:22,130 How many have you rather? 149 00:09:24,150 --> 00:09:25,330 Morning, all. Okay, then. 150 00:09:26,270 --> 00:09:27,270 What have we got? 151 00:09:27,710 --> 00:09:31,130 No, no, it was straightforward. You just had a broken half -cable, so I just 152 00:09:31,130 --> 00:09:32,130 replaced the stump. 153 00:09:33,290 --> 00:09:34,290 But? 154 00:09:34,570 --> 00:09:35,610 No, no, you're just unlucky. 155 00:09:36,320 --> 00:09:37,960 Putting a new cable. All done. 156 00:09:38,200 --> 00:09:39,200 Oh, OK. 157 00:09:39,480 --> 00:09:41,400 Great. Well, that's good. 158 00:09:42,640 --> 00:09:45,180 But... Oh, I knew it. How much? 159 00:09:45,540 --> 00:09:47,760 No, it's just this here. I mean, look at it. 160 00:09:48,480 --> 00:09:52,340 You've got the whole thing running out of one socket. You've got your sound 161 00:09:52,340 --> 00:09:55,240 system, your lights, your mic. What else is plugged in here? 162 00:09:56,640 --> 00:09:57,640 Smoke machine. 163 00:09:57,920 --> 00:09:58,919 Bubble machine. 164 00:09:58,920 --> 00:09:59,659 Oil wheel. 165 00:09:59,660 --> 00:10:01,980 Well, look forward to the inquest when you're all burnt to death. 166 00:10:02,490 --> 00:10:06,630 But look, I can strip away that wall, I can rewire it and put in five sockets. 167 00:10:06,810 --> 00:10:07,850 800 quid, all in. 168 00:10:08,390 --> 00:10:09,470 How long are we out of action? 169 00:10:09,690 --> 00:10:12,910 No, just send me one night. I can isolate this wall so you can keep the 170 00:10:12,910 --> 00:10:13,910 open. 171 00:10:14,510 --> 00:10:17,710 600. 800, all right? And that's final. 172 00:10:19,110 --> 00:10:22,390 It's not just the electrics, is it? You know, I've got to redecorate and patch 173 00:10:22,390 --> 00:10:25,490 it all in. So 800 gets you my lad in, my son. 174 00:10:25,810 --> 00:10:29,950 He's got level three joinery. So we can tidy it all up and then seal it off for 175 00:10:29,950 --> 00:10:31,250 you. How old's your son? 176 00:10:31,660 --> 00:10:33,480 25. He's got two sons. 177 00:10:35,460 --> 00:10:36,460 Why? 178 00:10:37,640 --> 00:10:38,640 What do you mean? 179 00:10:39,920 --> 00:10:41,280 You have two sons. 180 00:10:42,420 --> 00:10:43,420 So? 181 00:10:45,180 --> 00:10:46,180 Nothing. 182 00:10:47,740 --> 00:10:48,760 Why do you say that? 183 00:10:50,620 --> 00:10:54,940 I just did because you have, haven't you? 184 00:10:56,600 --> 00:10:57,600 Does it matter? 185 00:11:03,880 --> 00:11:05,260 Okay, great. 186 00:11:05,460 --> 00:11:08,300 Um... 700. 187 00:11:08,640 --> 00:11:10,320 800, all right. 188 00:11:11,260 --> 00:11:14,880 And then we're, uh... Disco. 189 00:11:25,880 --> 00:11:26,880 That's enough. 190 00:11:27,540 --> 00:11:30,700 I'll get started. What did you get on the van? 191 00:11:31,260 --> 00:11:34,040 Two hours? Yeah. Alright, well you better make it all day, haven't you? 192 00:11:34,660 --> 00:11:35,660 Your treat. 193 00:11:38,520 --> 00:11:39,520 See you later. 194 00:12:13,819 --> 00:12:14,819 I'm running late. 195 00:12:15,580 --> 00:12:19,580 Get a taxi and pick me up at 7 .30, okay? Why aren't we having dinner with 196 00:12:19,580 --> 00:12:21,340 ex? No fucking idea. 197 00:12:22,760 --> 00:12:25,820 Curtis and Maggie at home at 10 o 'clock. We are leaving, okay? Bye. 198 00:12:27,100 --> 00:12:28,740 He doesn't know what he's talking about. 199 00:12:29,480 --> 00:12:33,760 He's a shit plan. He's a shit plan. He doesn't know what he's talking about. 200 00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:34,920 He's a plan. 201 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:50,000 Someone's apartment. 202 00:13:34,719 --> 00:13:35,719 Deep breath. 203 00:13:37,320 --> 00:13:38,320 Hi! 204 00:13:39,040 --> 00:13:40,040 Maggie, 205 00:13:40,540 --> 00:13:41,159 Maggie, Maggie. 206 00:13:41,160 --> 00:13:42,160 Out, out, out. 207 00:13:42,420 --> 00:13:45,400 Oh, that dates you. Oh, you look wonderful. 208 00:13:45,860 --> 00:13:46,860 Oh, 209 00:13:47,020 --> 00:13:47,839 I've got Sanjay. 210 00:13:47,840 --> 00:13:48,840 Yeah, I know. 211 00:13:48,980 --> 00:13:49,980 He's sad. 212 00:13:50,220 --> 00:13:51,220 It's been ages. 213 00:13:51,240 --> 00:13:52,059 How you been? 214 00:13:52,060 --> 00:13:53,280 Not bad, not bad. 215 00:13:53,720 --> 00:13:58,020 You're looking older and fatter and greyer. You're beginning to smell. 216 00:13:59,660 --> 00:14:00,720 Let me take that. 217 00:14:02,040 --> 00:14:04,640 So, um, who else has come in? 218 00:14:05,760 --> 00:14:09,740 Oh, uh, well, it's good to talk. Yeah, I thought we could catch up, have a 219 00:14:09,740 --> 00:14:10,740 chance to talk, you know. 220 00:14:11,540 --> 00:14:12,540 Talk about what? 221 00:14:13,240 --> 00:14:14,420 You know, things. 222 00:14:14,900 --> 00:14:15,900 Four, three. 223 00:14:28,520 --> 00:14:30,240 And he grabs my laptop and runs. 224 00:14:30,540 --> 00:14:32,920 I mean, what, six foot three, all muscles. 225 00:14:33,140 --> 00:14:36,780 I mean, he's only 25 years old. So he runs like a gymnast out the front door, 226 00:14:36,940 --> 00:14:38,200 gone. And I run. 227 00:14:38,460 --> 00:14:41,480 I run after him into the street. Then I hear this click. 228 00:14:42,040 --> 00:14:43,940 It's the door closing behind me, locked. 229 00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:47,360 And I'm standing there absolutely naked. 230 00:14:47,600 --> 00:14:50,940 My god, no way. Yeah. I'm standing in the middle of the street, stark, bollock 231 00:14:50,940 --> 00:14:52,700 naked. I have to rescue him. Yeah. 232 00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:54,440 Did that really happen? 233 00:14:58,510 --> 00:15:00,890 All hanging out. For all the world to see. 234 00:15:01,250 --> 00:15:02,250 Couple of those. 235 00:15:06,850 --> 00:15:11,090 But that's it. Because Tom's fixing the court so he can stay for a third time. 236 00:15:11,590 --> 00:15:12,650 Why not a fourth? 237 00:15:13,670 --> 00:15:14,810 Because you know what this is? 238 00:15:15,970 --> 00:15:16,970 The Dark Age. 239 00:15:18,290 --> 00:15:19,490 It's a new Dark Age. 240 00:15:20,030 --> 00:15:24,770 If I live for 30 more years, I will die before the Dark Age ends. 241 00:15:25,290 --> 00:15:26,450 This is it now. 242 00:15:27,150 --> 00:15:28,830 For life. Oh, I've missed all this. 243 00:15:29,510 --> 00:15:30,570 Definitely suits there. 244 00:15:31,590 --> 00:15:34,610 It's a little bit doom -scrolling, don't you think? 245 00:15:34,930 --> 00:15:38,910 Maggie, you can't seriously say these are good times, can you? Oh, hardly, no, 246 00:15:39,030 --> 00:15:41,150 but I think we're in a state of panic. 247 00:15:41,490 --> 00:15:42,610 I don't think I help. 248 00:15:43,930 --> 00:15:44,990 I panic, apparently. 249 00:15:45,290 --> 00:15:46,290 That's not what she means. 250 00:15:46,350 --> 00:15:51,850 I just think we can all worry, but we need to do something. 251 00:15:54,830 --> 00:15:55,830 So we are. 252 00:15:57,660 --> 00:16:00,780 Just thought of a little bit of good in the world, yeah? 253 00:16:02,360 --> 00:16:03,360 Yeah. 254 00:16:03,740 --> 00:16:06,940 That's what we wanted to say. It's not a big deal, we just didn't want you to 255 00:16:06,940 --> 00:16:07,940 hear it second -hand. 256 00:16:08,960 --> 00:16:11,020 We are going to foster. 257 00:16:13,140 --> 00:16:15,560 We did the panel on Monday and they've said yes. 258 00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:17,400 So, going to be foster parents. 259 00:16:17,980 --> 00:16:20,320 Oh, I think that's brilliant. 260 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:23,000 Well done. 261 00:16:24,260 --> 00:16:25,940 Thanks. That's amazing. 262 00:16:26,560 --> 00:16:27,720 Big changes. 263 00:16:28,020 --> 00:16:29,200 There's such a shortage. 264 00:16:29,540 --> 00:16:31,440 I mean, there is such a shortage. 265 00:16:31,660 --> 00:16:35,720 Poor kids having to listen to you two. 266 00:16:38,300 --> 00:16:39,300 We're terrified. 267 00:16:40,360 --> 00:16:44,140 And we did try, but I'm 45 now and that's not going to happen. 268 00:16:45,440 --> 00:16:46,900 And this is the next best thing. 269 00:16:47,140 --> 00:16:48,820 It's equally good. Yes, exactly. 270 00:16:50,440 --> 00:16:51,440 Sorry. 271 00:16:52,260 --> 00:16:53,260 Mum and Dad. 272 00:16:55,050 --> 00:16:56,050 Here's to you. 273 00:16:56,670 --> 00:16:59,170 Congratulations. We need people like you. 274 00:17:01,850 --> 00:17:02,890 You get a lot of money. 275 00:17:03,270 --> 00:17:04,270 That's why we're doing it. 276 00:17:04,430 --> 00:17:07,770 Cold, hard cash. It's the only reason. It's just you never said, when we were 277 00:17:07,770 --> 00:17:10,210 together, you never said you wanted kids. 278 00:17:11,730 --> 00:17:12,829 I didn't back then. 279 00:17:13,069 --> 00:17:14,009 What changed? 280 00:17:14,010 --> 00:17:17,190 Nothing. I suppose I was a different person. Oh, now you're better. 281 00:17:18,369 --> 00:17:19,369 No. 282 00:17:27,550 --> 00:17:29,750 Right, are we all done? We've got a lovely tiramisu. 283 00:17:30,370 --> 00:17:31,370 All good? 284 00:17:32,410 --> 00:17:33,410 I'll keep your hand. 285 00:17:59,400 --> 00:18:02,360 It might be a complete nightmare. I might regret every single second. 286 00:18:03,220 --> 00:18:04,680 You can't fuck up their lives, you know. 287 00:18:05,500 --> 00:18:06,500 Children. 288 00:18:07,840 --> 00:18:09,740 Because they've had a hard enough time already. 289 00:18:10,020 --> 00:18:15,400 You don't need to come into a house that's... I fear. 290 00:18:17,240 --> 00:18:18,540 Oh, that's what I am, is it? 291 00:18:19,380 --> 00:18:20,860 Well, I was always the one who was a laugh. 292 00:18:21,560 --> 00:18:24,960 I mean, sorry, but our mates did not come round for a hoot with Curtis. Oh, 293 00:18:24,980 --> 00:18:26,380 yeah, you're so funny, I'm laughing. 294 00:18:26,620 --> 00:18:29,020 It's just that you never said anything, ever, about kids. 295 00:18:29,700 --> 00:18:31,840 Jimmy adopted, you never said a word, not a hint. 296 00:18:33,240 --> 00:18:34,600 It's like I never knew you. 297 00:18:35,380 --> 00:18:39,120 Except, well... I didn't, did I? 298 00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:48,520 You know, it's really stupid... ..since you left... ..keeping... ..on my 299 00:18:48,520 --> 00:18:49,520 own. 300 00:18:50,300 --> 00:18:51,300 Sitting there. 301 00:18:51,340 --> 00:18:55,560 Cut it up into little pieces. I eat. I put down the fork. I wash up. It's just 302 00:18:55,560 --> 00:18:57,180 all that ceremony. 303 00:18:57,580 --> 00:18:58,760 And then I shit. 304 00:18:59,360 --> 00:19:00,360 I shit. 305 00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:02,960 And I eat. Might as well be a tube. That's my life. 306 00:19:03,360 --> 00:19:04,360 I'm a tube. 307 00:19:04,980 --> 00:19:05,980 Do you still have your key? 308 00:19:06,320 --> 00:19:08,320 Have a what? Your key to the house. Have you still got it? 309 00:19:08,900 --> 00:19:13,180 I don't know. Maybe. I didn't formally hand it over. Why, would you like me to? 310 00:19:13,240 --> 00:19:19,500 No, it's like... You haven't been back, have you? 311 00:19:20,110 --> 00:19:21,110 To the house. 312 00:19:23,090 --> 00:19:25,190 Things keep moving. 313 00:19:26,430 --> 00:19:30,970 When I'm not looking, I feel like I'm going mad. I come back home and it's 314 00:19:30,970 --> 00:19:31,970 things have been moved. 315 00:19:33,230 --> 00:19:40,170 Like a glass, or a bottle, a letter, or a book, the wrong 316 00:19:40,170 --> 00:19:41,170 way round. 317 00:19:43,230 --> 00:19:45,010 I had a little bit less wine. 318 00:19:46,980 --> 00:19:49,640 And then I turn on the TV. You know when you turn on the TV, it goes to the last 319 00:19:49,640 --> 00:19:53,880 channel you were on? When I turn it on, it goes to channel 161. What the hell is 320 00:19:53,880 --> 00:19:55,000 161? 321 00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:58,280 You okay? 322 00:20:00,840 --> 00:20:01,840 Yeah. 323 00:20:02,780 --> 00:20:03,780 It's not me. 324 00:20:05,180 --> 00:20:08,180 No, I didn't... I didn't think it was. 325 00:20:08,520 --> 00:20:11,360 I don't really think there's anyone in your house. 326 00:20:13,320 --> 00:20:14,320 No. 327 00:20:23,660 --> 00:20:24,660 I've left you, darling. 328 00:20:25,880 --> 00:20:26,880 I've gone. 329 00:20:31,900 --> 00:20:32,900 Okay. 330 00:21:02,380 --> 00:21:03,279 I'll tell you the best bit. 331 00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:07,260 Mackie, not the Tory, Baron Mackie, what she said. 332 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,500 Did that really happen? 333 00:21:09,780 --> 00:21:12,100 Oh, my God, yeah. How to kill a fucking story. 334 00:21:12,440 --> 00:21:15,100 Did that really happen? Oh, hardly. 335 00:21:15,620 --> 00:21:18,980 Hardly. She said that. Ooh, hardly. 336 00:21:19,520 --> 00:21:20,520 Downton Abbey. 337 00:21:20,920 --> 00:21:26,920 Hardly. Ah, that's why you neared him. Your mother, that's what you wanted all 338 00:21:26,920 --> 00:21:28,100 this time. I said so. 339 00:21:29,290 --> 00:21:33,810 What I'm going to do tonight, I'm going to get laid. I'm going to get fucked and 340 00:21:33,810 --> 00:21:36,770 battered and rimmed. I am so going to get rimmed. 341 00:21:37,650 --> 00:21:40,410 Did you know that Curtis has never eaten arsenic his entire life? 342 00:21:40,870 --> 00:21:43,470 Yeah, he did tell me. He don't eat it with some coriander. 343 00:21:45,230 --> 00:21:46,230 Tonight's the night. 344 00:21:48,450 --> 00:21:50,030 All right, my darling, goodnight. 345 00:21:50,550 --> 00:21:52,110 Bend over, Scotland. 346 00:21:55,930 --> 00:21:58,770 Don't worry, I've only had two beers, so I won't turn my phone over. 347 00:21:59,090 --> 00:22:01,790 This is Leo, my gay neighbour. Oh, if that's not offensive. 348 00:22:02,730 --> 00:22:03,730 Well, it is. 349 00:22:04,110 --> 00:22:05,110 So watch it. 350 00:22:07,010 --> 00:22:08,370 Don't talk to an employer like that. 351 00:22:52,590 --> 00:22:53,349 Found ya. 352 00:22:53,350 --> 00:22:55,010 Hello. I'm Dave. 353 00:22:55,290 --> 00:23:00,030 I know it says Francesco on the app, but Francesco gets more results, so... 354 00:23:00,030 --> 00:23:01,890 Anyway, it's Dave, really. 355 00:23:02,550 --> 00:23:03,790 Yeah, hi, I'm Leo. 356 00:23:04,070 --> 00:23:05,250 And that's your real name? Yeah. 357 00:23:05,830 --> 00:23:06,669 Good start. 358 00:23:06,670 --> 00:23:08,050 There's a lot of lies on that thing. 359 00:23:13,750 --> 00:23:15,370 Ooh, nice blade. 360 00:23:16,330 --> 00:23:18,570 Thanks. Do you own it? I do, yeah. 361 00:23:21,310 --> 00:23:22,310 Nice. 362 00:23:23,150 --> 00:23:24,150 And is it just you? 363 00:23:24,490 --> 00:23:25,490 Just me. 364 00:23:25,510 --> 00:23:29,670 And that is how it's going to stay, I'm afraid. Just me. 365 00:23:32,270 --> 00:23:34,410 I'm fine with being on my own. 366 00:23:35,330 --> 00:23:36,890 I didn't come round to marry you. 367 00:23:37,490 --> 00:23:41,130 No, but... I've changed my mind. 368 00:23:43,330 --> 00:23:46,090 I'm just not up for it tonight. I thought I was, but I'm not. 369 00:23:46,750 --> 00:23:48,150 You know when it just goes? 370 00:23:49,650 --> 00:23:50,650 Are you kidding me? 371 00:23:50,750 --> 00:23:51,750 Sorry. 372 00:23:55,800 --> 00:23:56,800 Another one. 373 00:24:00,860 --> 00:24:02,140 You know, I came all this way. 374 00:24:02,680 --> 00:24:05,660 Well, 662 metres, not that far. 375 00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:07,000 Piss off. 376 00:24:07,940 --> 00:24:08,940 I will. 377 00:25:28,680 --> 00:25:31,980 and your own friends treat you like shit... Yeah, you know... They might as 378 00:25:31,980 --> 00:25:32,980 well... 379 00:26:26,220 --> 00:26:30,940 I want to know why you would look at something so disgusting. 380 00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:17,040 Fuck you. 381 00:27:17,860 --> 00:27:20,100 Fuck off then. Fuck off, kid! 382 00:30:57,770 --> 00:30:58,770 I love you. 383 00:30:58,950 --> 00:30:59,950 I love you. 384 00:31:02,750 --> 00:31:04,010 God loves you. 385 00:33:10,740 --> 00:33:13,840 George, I swear, if you tell your girlfriends about this, they will tell 386 00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:17,360 that every single stupid boy does this and you'll laugh about it. 387 00:33:19,040 --> 00:33:22,500 Because there's such a big world out there and you can have boyfriends or 388 00:33:22,500 --> 00:33:24,840 girlfriends or whatever you like. 389 00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:30,660 You can have all the wild and crazy hot sex you want night after night. 390 00:33:33,160 --> 00:33:38,080 Because I promise you, George, there's a great big gay life just waiting for 391 00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:39,080 you. 392 00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:50,200 I'm coming in, so hands by your sides, all right? 393 00:33:51,100 --> 00:33:55,000 Listen, all this stuff between your mum and me, I don't want you hearing that, 394 00:33:55,080 --> 00:33:59,200 you know, so... There you go. 395 00:34:03,440 --> 00:34:04,279 You all right? 396 00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:05,760 Yeah. That's why you don't look here. 397 00:34:08,120 --> 00:34:09,120 What is it? 398 00:34:09,360 --> 00:34:10,860 The game dog died. 399 00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:14,120 Who are you texting? 400 00:34:14,570 --> 00:34:17,270 What's it to you? Oh, come on. It's late, isn't it? You've got college 401 00:34:17,350 --> 00:34:20,290 and you know the rules. The phone's not private until you're 18, so come on, 402 00:34:20,290 --> 00:34:24,489 give us a... Is it a girl? 403 00:34:25,230 --> 00:34:28,429 No. Is she upset, yeah? Just leave me alone. Well, I'll tell you something 404 00:34:28,429 --> 00:34:29,429 important, all right? 405 00:34:30,429 --> 00:34:31,429 They're not worth it. 406 00:35:26,480 --> 00:35:28,320 Morning all! Morning lover boy. 407 00:35:28,620 --> 00:35:29,519 How's Curtis? 408 00:35:29,520 --> 00:35:31,920 Oh, boring old bastard. Hello, Saul. 409 00:35:32,180 --> 00:35:32,959 Alright, boss. 410 00:35:32,960 --> 00:35:33,939 Nice guy. 411 00:35:33,940 --> 00:35:34,940 You late? 412 00:35:35,880 --> 00:35:36,880 No. 413 00:35:37,040 --> 00:35:41,260 I was in early yesterday because of you. This is like a normal time of day 414 00:35:41,260 --> 00:35:42,260 because I work late. 415 00:35:43,640 --> 00:35:46,420 And... I want to apologise. 416 00:35:46,780 --> 00:35:47,780 I was a bit rude last night. 417 00:35:48,100 --> 00:35:49,280 Sorry about that. 418 00:35:49,900 --> 00:35:50,920 I meant no offence. 419 00:35:51,260 --> 00:35:52,260 Why? What did you say? 420 00:35:53,100 --> 00:35:54,260 All done and dusted. 421 00:35:56,580 --> 00:35:58,240 So are we good? Told you. 422 00:35:58,440 --> 00:35:59,780 Got nothing on my conscience. 423 00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:02,040 I only had two pints, so my head is clear. 424 00:36:02,520 --> 00:36:03,279 Not me. 425 00:36:03,280 --> 00:36:04,820 I'm fucking hanging. 426 00:36:05,760 --> 00:36:09,020 I tell you what, boss. I said to Jude, have you got any paint left? When you 427 00:36:09,020 --> 00:36:12,320 last did the wall, she looked in the cellar. And there it was, sitting at the 428 00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:13,320 back after all these years. 429 00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:16,480 No one ever chucks paint away. Don't know how to do it. That saves you a bit 430 00:36:16,480 --> 00:36:17,660 money. Nicely played. 431 00:36:18,140 --> 00:36:20,100 Well, welcome on board, Sol. 432 00:36:20,520 --> 00:36:23,600 All right, me and Judy have got the manager's meeting now. All the bars and 433 00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:25,260 clubs of the council, it's a riot. 434 00:36:25,800 --> 00:36:30,160 Tap yourself to anything and Mikey can look after you. Mikey, you've met Clive. 435 00:36:30,600 --> 00:36:32,000 That's all, Clive's son. 436 00:36:32,280 --> 00:36:33,280 All right. 437 00:36:33,480 --> 00:36:34,480 Morning, fellas. 438 00:37:05,450 --> 00:37:07,550 Isn't it? I mean, you're hot though. 439 00:37:08,730 --> 00:37:11,350 Well, mate, don't tell me you subscribe for girls, you know. 440 00:37:11,550 --> 00:37:13,270 Can't stop me. As long as you're paying. 441 00:37:13,610 --> 00:37:14,428 I'm on there. 442 00:37:14,430 --> 00:37:15,650 Are you? Mikey Manchester. 443 00:37:16,150 --> 00:37:17,150 How much do you make? 444 00:37:17,210 --> 00:37:18,210 £20 ,000 a year. 445 00:37:19,010 --> 00:37:21,590 Fucking hell, that makes a dick of a monkey what you're working after. 446 00:37:22,290 --> 00:37:23,290 My dad. 447 00:37:23,950 --> 00:37:25,110 He's a dickhead. 448 00:37:25,650 --> 00:37:27,210 Left us with a load of debt and the shit. 449 00:37:27,750 --> 00:37:29,430 Bye. Do you ever want to cut up? 450 00:37:29,930 --> 00:37:31,110 Oh, mate, not my scene. 451 00:37:31,430 --> 00:37:32,430 I could teach you. 452 00:37:33,130 --> 00:37:34,310 Seriously, just for a minute? Yeah. 453 00:37:34,760 --> 00:37:35,698 Take a micro. 454 00:37:35,700 --> 00:37:37,700 Nice try. Cheers, mate. Keep subscribing. 455 00:37:38,300 --> 00:37:39,300 Have a good one. 456 00:37:39,360 --> 00:37:40,360 I've done that. 457 00:37:44,260 --> 00:37:45,900 I am catnip in this place. 458 00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:47,598 What do you mean? 459 00:37:47,600 --> 00:37:48,600 That Mikey lad. 460 00:37:48,920 --> 00:37:50,760 Asking to diddle me. Begging for it. 461 00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:52,800 So what did you say? 462 00:37:53,060 --> 00:37:55,100 I said up your arse. That was a mistake. 463 00:37:55,440 --> 00:37:56,460 He said yes, please. 464 00:37:59,520 --> 00:38:00,860 And who is she? 465 00:38:01,340 --> 00:38:02,600 I'm Saul. I'm with him. 466 00:38:04,140 --> 00:38:05,780 Well, isn't he the lucky one? 467 00:38:06,980 --> 00:38:08,440 Told you. Gatnip. 468 00:38:13,980 --> 00:38:15,060 And who are you? 469 00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:18,380 I'm the electrician. Oh, the neighbor. 470 00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:19,939 That's right. 471 00:38:19,940 --> 00:38:22,180 The horny -handed son of toil. 472 00:38:23,100 --> 00:38:24,440 You're the one with the son. 473 00:38:25,140 --> 00:38:27,440 He said he was hot. 474 00:38:28,820 --> 00:38:29,820 Who did? 475 00:38:30,660 --> 00:38:31,660 Leo. 476 00:38:32,730 --> 00:38:33,730 When did he say that? 477 00:38:35,170 --> 00:38:36,770 Wasn't he naked, your boy? 478 00:38:38,170 --> 00:38:42,470 Wasn't there a story that Leo was in your house and your son was naked? 479 00:38:43,030 --> 00:38:46,850 Yeah. When the boss got locked out of the house, he means Saul. 480 00:38:47,090 --> 00:38:49,230 Yeah, well, he doesn't mean George, does he? George is 16. 481 00:38:49,630 --> 00:38:50,630 He's legal. 482 00:38:50,790 --> 00:38:51,790 Melba. 483 00:38:52,550 --> 00:38:54,050 It's a bit dangerous in here with the Alexis. 484 00:38:54,370 --> 00:38:55,930 Let's keep you safe, eh? Sit you by the window. 485 00:38:56,610 --> 00:38:59,350 Hannah's actually looking out for some toasties, if you want one. 486 00:38:59,650 --> 00:39:01,390 Get you a nice cheese and a toastie, eh? 487 00:39:05,840 --> 00:39:09,780 Next point of order, Lachlan McCartney. You'll be glad to hear he's currently 488 00:39:09,780 --> 00:39:11,200 residing at His Majesty's pleasure. 489 00:39:11,540 --> 00:39:12,379 Which one's he? 490 00:39:12,380 --> 00:39:13,380 The Birdman. 491 00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:15,280 Big, tall skinhead. You've seen him. 492 00:39:15,700 --> 00:39:17,920 In fact, the heads of pigeons have left him outside Cruise 101. 493 00:39:18,320 --> 00:39:19,340 Oh, yeah? Not anymore. 494 00:39:19,640 --> 00:39:21,160 Pigeon population is restored. 495 00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:24,820 Next on the list, over to you, Lucille. This was tough. 496 00:39:25,380 --> 00:39:26,460 Miss Titty Ditty. 497 00:39:26,800 --> 00:39:29,360 Titty Ditty is a cabaret artist from Glasgow. 498 00:39:29,660 --> 00:39:34,140 We booked her, but she then prints posters and starts advertising on her 499 00:39:34,140 --> 00:39:35,300 website. This is her. 500 00:39:35,630 --> 00:39:36,348 Not us. 501 00:39:36,350 --> 00:39:38,690 And the image had a Star of David on it. 502 00:39:39,070 --> 00:39:43,790 Now, it's got all sorts on it. It's got Spider -Man, it's got the TARDIS, it's 503 00:39:43,790 --> 00:39:44,790 got Cynthia Erivo. 504 00:39:45,390 --> 00:39:47,590 It's a collage. But we get protests. 505 00:39:47,830 --> 00:39:49,190 They think she's anti -Palestine. 506 00:39:49,630 --> 00:39:50,468 Does she? 507 00:39:50,470 --> 00:39:53,550 I don't think she could point to Palestine on a map. She sings limericks 508 00:39:53,550 --> 00:39:56,130 banjo. But the next thing you know, our staff are being assaulted. 509 00:39:56,470 --> 00:39:59,470 Security, they're getting food flung at them, chips and stuff thrown in their 510 00:39:59,470 --> 00:40:00,470 face. Who did that? 511 00:40:00,570 --> 00:40:02,570 Pakistan? No, our lot. 512 00:40:03,450 --> 00:40:08,390 Lesbians. at a lesbian bar, attacking the lesbian staff because of a lesbian 513 00:40:08,390 --> 00:40:09,470 with a Jewish symbol. 514 00:40:09,690 --> 00:40:10,690 What the hell's going on? 515 00:40:11,930 --> 00:40:15,590 On behalf of the council, I've got to say, we're very happy. 516 00:40:15,950 --> 00:40:21,270 We can review the use of polycarbonates after 11pm, but I do have one worry. 517 00:40:22,070 --> 00:40:24,490 You have a lot of drag queens on the door. 518 00:40:26,710 --> 00:40:27,589 We do. 519 00:40:27,590 --> 00:40:28,590 Are you sure? 520 00:40:29,910 --> 00:40:32,970 We definitely do. I've seen them. Are you sure about the policy? 521 00:40:34,060 --> 00:40:37,740 We think it might drive people away. I think they draw people in. In fact, I 522 00:40:37,740 --> 00:40:39,340 know they do. People love a drag queen. 523 00:40:39,580 --> 00:40:40,580 In 2026? 524 00:40:41,160 --> 00:40:44,340 Since time immemorial, I don't quite understand what the problem is here. I'm 525 00:40:44,340 --> 00:40:46,320 gay. I go to Canal Street. 526 00:40:46,720 --> 00:40:51,500 I discover that gay means a man in lipstick and a wig with false breasts 527 00:40:51,500 --> 00:40:54,900 glitter. How does that represent me? It's not meant to represent you. 528 00:40:55,160 --> 00:40:58,360 No, but nothing ever represents me, does it? So, what do you want? 529 00:40:59,120 --> 00:41:03,160 Doorstaff and... What? 530 00:41:05,900 --> 00:41:06,899 Not even gay. 531 00:41:06,900 --> 00:41:08,440 He's been seen with a woman called Elaine. 532 00:41:08,780 --> 00:41:12,420 He just pretends to be gay to get promoted. That's how it works these 533 00:41:13,080 --> 00:41:17,240 Ah, I always said the left would eat itself and the feasting has begun. 534 00:41:17,700 --> 00:41:20,480 They're throwing shit. With tomato fucking sauce. 535 00:41:21,360 --> 00:41:22,540 Do you still have that youth group? 536 00:41:23,040 --> 00:41:24,040 Yeah, still going. 537 00:41:24,520 --> 00:41:25,540 I've got a youth for you. 538 00:41:25,940 --> 00:41:28,000 Let me save one of them. Just one. 539 00:41:28,550 --> 00:41:33,430 Ah, that's what I like to see. At least I can trust you lot. Morning, Melba. My 540 00:41:33,430 --> 00:41:35,890 meeting was dull, stupid and insane. 541 00:41:36,530 --> 00:41:39,150 Hello, Clive. All good? Sol, happy? 542 00:41:39,410 --> 00:41:42,990 All good. Oh, and Benny from the brewery. On cue. 543 00:41:43,310 --> 00:41:45,010 A warm hand on your entrance. 544 00:41:45,270 --> 00:41:46,270 You wait. 545 00:41:46,549 --> 00:41:48,830 Christ, I've had a night and a half. Hello, Leonardo. 546 00:41:49,470 --> 00:41:50,470 I'm down and out. 547 00:41:50,550 --> 00:41:53,110 Special offers. Love your best friend down the 31st. What? 548 00:41:53,350 --> 00:41:55,930 I know, I don't know who comes up with this shit, me. Someone in a room. 549 00:41:56,570 --> 00:42:00,230 So, I went out last night, hooked up with this ice skater. He said, I'm with 550 00:42:00,230 --> 00:42:03,770 Disney on ice. I said, well, better than being with Disney on fire. No word of a 551 00:42:03,770 --> 00:42:06,070 lie. Grabbed his ass. It was like holding a skull. 552 00:42:06,350 --> 00:42:07,350 Oh, no. 553 00:42:07,670 --> 00:42:10,810 And hung like a deodorant. Like a lady -sized roll -on. 554 00:42:11,050 --> 00:42:15,190 Fuck your mother, I'm talking a canister of right guard. You should see me 555 00:42:15,190 --> 00:42:16,210 girls, I'm pro -left. 556 00:42:17,130 --> 00:42:18,950 And he shot his load. Do you know how many ropes? 557 00:42:19,330 --> 00:42:22,970 Twelve. In the face. One out, two out, three out, four out. I was like a 558 00:42:22,970 --> 00:42:23,970 battered wife. 559 00:42:25,390 --> 00:42:26,390 Trying to work here. 560 00:42:28,470 --> 00:42:31,870 Don't you tell me to put a plug in it, darling, cos I've already got one in. 561 00:42:32,290 --> 00:42:34,490 Penny from the brewery, this is Clive. 562 00:42:34,730 --> 00:42:36,130 We're having some electrics done. 563 00:42:36,480 --> 00:42:38,060 Oh, are you putting the neon back up? 564 00:42:38,260 --> 00:42:39,680 Oh, my God. 565 00:42:40,140 --> 00:42:43,120 That's a thought. I love the neon. I love the neon. 566 00:42:43,320 --> 00:42:44,320 Do you remember? 567 00:42:45,240 --> 00:42:46,240 Ta -da! 568 00:42:46,460 --> 00:42:49,020 I told you. 569 00:42:50,300 --> 00:42:51,300 Oh, 570 00:42:52,140 --> 00:42:54,580 shit. What happened to that thing? 571 00:42:54,780 --> 00:42:58,020 Never bloody worked, did it? And I got the blame for it. Come on, Kurt. A 572 00:42:58,020 --> 00:42:59,240 thousand pounds that thing cost. 573 00:42:59,480 --> 00:43:02,160 You wasted a thousand pounds on a stupid tachydemic. 574 00:43:02,590 --> 00:43:05,510 Yeah, we should put it back up. Curtis would be so pissed off. 575 00:43:05,790 --> 00:43:07,330 Hey, Clive, can you fix me on signs? 576 00:43:07,950 --> 00:43:08,948 Cost you extra. 577 00:43:08,950 --> 00:43:09,950 Where is it? It's not here. 578 00:43:10,090 --> 00:43:12,190 Oh, no, it's at home. It's at mine. I got it in the divorce. 579 00:43:12,870 --> 00:43:15,330 It's a big old thing. Clive, could you bring it in your van tomorrow? 580 00:43:15,630 --> 00:43:17,170 Look, I told you it's a one -day job, innit? 581 00:43:17,930 --> 00:43:19,690 And anyway, I think I'm finished with this place. 582 00:43:19,970 --> 00:43:20,970 Well, I'm still paying you. 583 00:43:22,910 --> 00:43:24,930 All right, yeah. I'll go and get it. Where is it? 584 00:43:25,330 --> 00:43:28,730 Your house. I've got the keys, haven't I? No, but I don't like anyone going 585 00:43:28,730 --> 00:43:31,610 my house without me. Why not? What am I going to do? I just don't. 586 00:43:32,080 --> 00:43:35,200 Well, maybe you should come with me, eh? Because I want to talk to you about 587 00:43:35,200 --> 00:43:36,320 inappropriate behaviour. 588 00:43:37,060 --> 00:43:41,140 Your staff making suggestions on my son. Well, shut up, Dad. Don't be stupid. 589 00:43:42,460 --> 00:43:43,419 What did you do? 590 00:43:43,420 --> 00:43:44,420 Did anything. 591 00:43:45,120 --> 00:43:46,120 No drama. 592 00:43:46,240 --> 00:43:47,240 Felt me popcorn. 593 00:43:49,900 --> 00:43:52,440 Yeah, comes at six. And I know the law. That's inappropriate. 594 00:43:52,680 --> 00:43:54,760 All right, all right. I'll have a word, but come on. 595 00:43:55,290 --> 00:43:56,290 He's a lad. 596 00:43:56,590 --> 00:44:01,250 They banter. Wasn't it just banter? So he's 25 years old. Exactly. He's not a 597 00:44:01,250 --> 00:44:02,430 kid. Yeah, and he's not bent. 598 00:44:02,730 --> 00:44:04,670 Oh, that's the problem. 599 00:44:04,890 --> 00:44:07,290 I did not make a pat at him. Are you kidding me? 600 00:44:07,770 --> 00:44:11,690 I'm not seriously getting bothered. It's people your age who insist on these 601 00:44:11,690 --> 00:44:13,050 rules for good reason. 602 00:44:13,350 --> 00:44:16,430 And I think this is private, Zee. I saw them so I was laughing. 603 00:44:16,790 --> 00:44:20,370 Why is Everton always sexed with you, Lyle? All the time. And it's not like 604 00:44:20,370 --> 00:44:23,370 with you. Come on, Clive, take me to one of your building sites. Let me listen 605 00:44:23,370 --> 00:44:24,368 to your mane. 606 00:44:24,370 --> 00:44:29,110 I'd be shocked. Fuck your mother. I mean, fuck your mother. Who says that? I 607 00:44:29,110 --> 00:44:30,110 being professional. 608 00:44:30,590 --> 00:44:33,510 This is my profession. We're both on OnlyFans. 609 00:44:34,050 --> 00:44:35,530 Look, and that's all. 610 00:44:36,930 --> 00:44:37,930 Sounding himself, here. 611 00:44:38,430 --> 00:44:39,430 A bit on the group chat. 612 00:44:49,930 --> 00:44:50,930 Anything good? 613 00:44:51,170 --> 00:44:54,030 That person with the lipstick said that you fancied Saul. 614 00:44:54,270 --> 00:44:57,510 I mean, how old are you, Leo? Clive, look, he's 65 and he's champion. I'd 615 00:44:57,510 --> 00:44:58,510 to notice. 616 00:44:58,590 --> 00:45:02,370 If you'd a mate who had a daughter who was 25 and gorgeous, you'd notice. 617 00:45:03,270 --> 00:45:05,610 Well, it's not my fault that Saul is... 618 00:45:06,220 --> 00:45:08,100 I've got rules about this old employee. 619 00:45:08,580 --> 00:45:09,580 You can't play that. 620 00:45:37,580 --> 00:45:39,100 You're laughing, aren't you? Just all of you. 621 00:45:39,360 --> 00:45:41,100 You're laughing at filth. It's just filth. 622 00:45:42,200 --> 00:45:46,200 Deodorants. You wonder why you get hated. All right, you can hate us and 623 00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:48,420 us all you like, but why don't you sit down with your son, huh? 624 00:45:48,820 --> 00:45:50,480 Your straight son, and ask him.